Developer Enrollment Application

I'm near my wit's end. My school district's developer application has been "pending" for nearly 4 months. Every time I call, which is every couple of weeks or so, I'm told the department reviewing the application cannot be contacted and that they will "escalate it." Apparently, this other department doesn't even have a phone number.

Does anyone have any idea why it would be taking this long? They have all our documentation. Absolutely zero communication unless I call.

PLEASE HELP!

Developer Enrollment Application
 
 
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